*Oh boy. Is the tub full of fur and the entire floor soaked? I always time my dog’s baths for a day when the bath is due to be scrubbed anyhow, so I’m not wrecking a freshly cleaned bathroom. Rinse the dog hair down the drain and scoop out whatever gets caught. Clean the peanut butter smears and treat crumbs off of the tub walls (a spritz of white vinegar cleans peanut butter off of tile and shower surrounds pretty well, I’ve found). Wipe down the cabinets, they’re bound to be wet from the shake off. Gather up soaked towels and pitch ‘em in the washer.
*Now go find your freshly washed Fido. He’s probably on the couch or your bed, finishing his dry off on your upholstery. You didn’t let him outside, did you?! Then he’s in the flowerbed, digging a hole.
*For longhaired dogs, wait until they are dry and do a second brush out. Don’t skimp! This is the fluffiest he will ever be, so get every bit with that brush and comb. This will also let you deal with any mats you missed the first time around, or those created by the bath.
Now the best part! Pull your dog into your lap, sink your nose into this fur, and take a big whiff of clean pooch! He’ll be squeaky clean and smelling fresh for weeks! Or days. Maybe hours…
*Place the dog in the tub. If you have a helper, they should feed treats at a steady pace while you wet your dog down with the showerhead (if you have a detachable one) or a cup. If you’re doing this solo, a big smear of peanut butter on the tub wall just slightly above your dog’s nose level is a good distraction and easily cleaned up afterwards. Make sure Fido is completely wet before grabbing the shampoo.
*Rub a generous amount of shampoo into your dog’s fur. Start from her hind end and move towards the head, getting the back of her legs and belly. Work the suds down to the skin with your fingers. If the dog is going to enjoy any part of the process, this is it! Lather her neck and chest. Don’t worry about her face, you’ll clean that up with a washcloth. I don’t worry much about the feet either, you’re not going to put fresh socks on them after!
*Keep the shampoo on at least five minutes if your dog will allow it. If not, no worries. A quick bath is better than none at all.
*Time to rinse! Check the temperature of your water and refresh your peanut butter smear if necessary. If there is standing water in the tub, let it drain. Tip your dog’s chin up and rinse her neck first. Rinse the chest and front legs, then move to her back. Do her belly next, then her hindquarters, tail, and back legs. If you are using a detachable showerhead, get the nozzle as close to your dog’s skin as she is comfortable with to really get the suds out. You want to rinse until the water running off of her is completely clear, residual shampoo will dry her skin and may itch. Give her feet a gentle rinse.
*Soak a washcloth and go to work on her face. Gently wipe the corners of her eyes and top of her head and under her chin. Depending on how shaggy your dog is, this might be a long process! For my longhaired dogs, I cup a handful of water and bring it to their chins, using my soapy fingers to clean out all that beard grime. I then tip their heads back and rinse. Do not pour water over the top of your dog’s head or over their nose and muzzle, they’re not going to like it!
*All clean? If the rinse water runs clear, your pooch is done! “Squeegee” him off with your hands, running them over his back and down his legs and tail to squeeze off as much water as you can before toweling.
*Help your dog out of the tub, a slippery dog may hurt himself scrambling out of a wet tub. Toss a towel over him immediately, he’s going to shake and this will contain the spray!
*Dry your dog as thoroughly as you can (I told you to grab a lot of towels!). Damp is okay, soaked is going to create a mess! A hairdryer is okay if your dog isn’t afraid of it, but towel dry first and be sure it’s on “cool”, hot settings can easily burn his skin. When he is dry, set him loose and prepare for….